AWANA And the Quest For Spiritual Knowledge

Keith KettenringBible Stuff, Christian Living, Motley Christian

I watched this clip from The Andy Griffith Show a couple weeks ago and, with my convoluted mind, thought of Awana. How many kids, sitting in front of their Awana leader, try to recall the words to verses they thought they’d memorized? Awana is very strict about “word-for-word” memory and only a couple “helps.” I wonder how many kids were … Read More

Confessions of A Great Pretender

Keith KettenringChristian Living, Church, Motley Christian, Passions

For a few weeks I’ve been struggling with anger and shame. I am angry with myself because I’m so freakin’ obsessed with looking good spiritually and physically before others. I am angry at the condition of the modern evangelical church as I read about stupid, ego-driven pastors leading unaware and superficial people. The struggle becomes more intense as I reflect … Read More

Mr. Big Stuff! Who Do You Think You Are?

Keith KettenringChristian Living, Fun Stuff, Motley Christian

I’ve really got to stop doing this. But it’s so much fun! Pray for me and my exquisitely crappy attitude. ???????? This post is dedicated to all the wonderful men and women whose high opinion of themselves allows them to act like God’s gift to despicable mankind. We have a religious culture so influenced by the world that the whole … Read More

Maggie and Ted Go To Church and a Revival Breaks Out. See For Yourself!

Keith KettenringChristian Living, Church, Fun Stuff, Motley Christian

Last week, Motley Christians Maggie and Ted visited 1st Holiness Pentecostal Apostolic Deliverance Love-to-all-the-people Christian Assembly and, praise to the God of all music, the spirit let loose. Wowzee!! As those youngsters say, “Killer!” They’d never seen so many kids moved by the spirit. Inspiring! Stirring! Spine Tingling! Astonishing! Before the preachin’ began, the guest musician, Jerome Lewis, really got … Read More

A Beautiful Gospel: This Presentation Will Either Upset You or Help Set You Free

Keith KettenringChristian Living, God, Motley Christian

I met Brad four years ago in Cancun, Mexico. He was there to speak to Church Resource Ministries staff on the subject of hearing God. At that time, I was with CRM and attended the conference. Though he is from Canada, (‘eh!) and pronounces words a little funny, we had many things in common. We spent time discussing theological “stuff” … Read More

Mystified By The Mercy of God

Keith KettenringChristian Living, God, Motley Christian

The mercy of God is fascinating, magnificent, timely, and compelling. Mercy can be described as: God in His love and tenderness covering our unrighteousness and healing our brokenness. Mercy is most often experienced when a person is struggling in their faith while dealing with life circumstances. Yet, this is when mercy is often unrecognized. The heartaches and problems blind us … Read More

“Let Me Tell You What Jesus Means”….and Other BS (Banal Stupidity)

Keith KettenringChristian Living, Church, Motley Christian

et me apologize ahead of time. I’m ticked. A couple nights ago, I listened to a well-known international Bible teacher confidently tell me stuff about the Bible and God. Most if it was a plate full of cheesy personal opinion, shredded theologically-biased information loaded with spicy logic wrapped in a shell of warm sincerity. I like tacos, but not at every … Read More