I Gotta Fever…And the Only Prescription is More __________________ (fill in the blank!)

Keith KettenringChristian Living, Fun Stuff, Motley Christian

Christians are funny creatures. We think we’ve found everything we need in Jesus. But then, we clamor for one idea after another thinking it will bring fulfillment to our lives. We should be satisfied with all the Triune God is and supplies to us. But we are not. Following what other’s say we need to do, we become confused by … Read More

Mr. Big Stuff! Who Do You Think You Are?

Keith KettenringChristian Living, Fun Stuff, Motley Christian

I’ve really got to stop doing this. But it’s so much fun! Pray for me and my exquisitely crappy attitude. ???????? This post is dedicated to all the wonderful men and women whose high opinion of themselves allows them to act like God’s gift to despicable mankind. We have a religious culture so influenced by the world that the whole … Read More

Maggie and Ted Go To Church and a Revival Breaks Out. See For Yourself!

Keith KettenringChristian Living, Church, Fun Stuff, Motley Christian

Last week, Motley Christians Maggie and Ted visited 1st Holiness Pentecostal Apostolic Deliverance Love-to-all-the-people Christian Assembly and, praise to the God of all music, the spirit let loose. Wowzee!! As those youngsters say, “Killer!” They’d never seen so many kids moved by the spirit. Inspiring! Stirring! Spine Tingling! Astonishing! Before the preachin’ began, the guest musician, Jerome Lewis, really got … Read More

Cuss Words That Have the “Holy Stamp of Approval”

Keith KettenringFun Stuff, Motley Christian, Video

Tim Hawkins is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever see. He has some routines that make you laugh so hard you’ll have tears and sore sides. At times he’s brilliant bordering on genius. At least he’s extremely talented. He delivers hilarious lines, plays guitar, memorizes a ton of stuff, and sings imitations of popular songs to his own lyrics. … Read More

What They Don’t Learn in Seminary

Keith KettenringChurch, Fun Stuff, Motley Christian

Please don’t be impressed by  people who go to seminary to be ministry leaders. They may have a Master’s degree but that doesn’t mean they have what it takes to make it in ministry. I’ll never forget attending a graduation ceremony at The Master’s Seminary. John MacArthur stood before the seminary grads and audience and proudly announced, “Because these graduates … Read More